OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!
Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.
The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
Australia is a fucking weird place
What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?
Happy 45th birthday to Billie Joe Armstrong
This is satisfaction
In it’s most
Beautiful state.
Beau-ti-ful state…
Surrounding me
Is everything
That is true,
Just let this be true,
Let this be…
A good with a good breakdown from Miss May I
“The concept of fashion is the one to blame.
Painting the portrait of
Conviction-less existence.
Well, it must be difficult being so gorgeous.
Well it must be difficult,
Claiming to be the kings and queens
But it’s all
But it’s all
But it’s all
But it’s all for nothing.”
My favorite song from The Devil Wears Prada
“cause Eazy’s doin it Compton style
thats the city and you say you could get some
yo it’s Eazy-er Said Than Dunn.
Now it’s easy for me to get my point across
so listen up close if ya don’t ya might get lost
I’m not a role model or a Dr. Seuss yo I’m a gangsta
and I’m about to get stupid”
R.I.P. Eazy-e 1964-1995 one of the best rapper their ever was
Asking Alexandria new music video “The Black” can’t wait till the album comes out
“So when you hold onto the past then you
Will break down what little is left.
There’s nothing more you can’t ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.”
Sum 41 one of my favorite punk bands


